Straight to the Root

Mini Astro Readings

You know the drill - you're scrolling through astrology content, nodding along like "that's SO me!"

You feel seen, but you’re left wondering what to do with the information.

The astrologers tell you to “work with the energy,” but WTF does that even mean?

And most importantly, how can you translate it to your life right now?

I get it, and I get you.

When I first got into astrology many years ago, I felt so validated by what it mirrored back to me.

But after a while, I started to roll my eyes, like “OK, yes, I know this about myself. Now what?”

Once I started to study astrology formally and learned to read charts, everything changed, especially given my clinical training as a relationship therapist. I realized that astrology isn't just about self-awareness.

It's a roadmap for the kind of change that creates real shifts in your relationships, career, and daily life instead of just more self-knowledge that feels good but you can’t really use.

The thing is that reading and focusing on your whole chart can be overwhelming. You end up with a novel's worth of insights but no clear next steps.

But what if clinical precision came together with astrological depth to target exactly what you need to shift right now, similar to how I approach breakthroughs in therapy?

That's how Straight to the Root was born.

I won't tell you that your ex texted you because Mercury's in retrograde. But your chart might show you what that text is really here to teach you (spoiler: it's usually not about getting back together. Sorry).

And I won’t give you a bunch of important, but irrelevant information.

These readings are laser-focused on your specific question. While I'll reference your whole chart for context (because astrology without context is astrology without accuracy), the deep dive centers on the patterns that are keeping you from your blessings.

The best part? I’ll share how to shift them practically, not in some aspirational way, but what you can do TODAY.

Note: I'm launching these readings for a limited-time to play, be creative, and experiment with a new format. I’m not sure if it will be a permanent offering so if you feel called, book your session (and tell your friends!)

These mini readings are perfect for those pesky questions that keep you up at night…or that you ask ChatGPT about, knowing good and well it's just a machine that's going to tell you what you want to hear 😒

I’m talking about questions like:

  • "Why do I keep attracting partners who are emotionally unavailable?"

  • "What's behind my pattern of sabotaging myself right when things start going well?"

  • "Help me understand why I keep choosing chaos over stability, even though I say I want peace."

  • "Why do I feel guilty every time I prioritize my own needs?"

  • "What's the deal with me always being the therapist in my friendships but never getting support back?"

What you'll get: a personalized PDF (delivered within 48 hours) that connects the dots between your astrological patterns and your real-life experiences, with practical insights on how to consciously engage with your chart instead of just surviving it.

Investment: pay what you can, with a $49 minimum investment. All proceeds go to our therapy fund to support couples and families.

Available through Sept 22, right around the time Libra season begins + partial solar eclipse in Virgo + the autumn equinox! This is perfect timing to understand your relational patterns before eclipse season changes everything!